Beach sex and the ash of desire

Really. This tickled me.

My dad says I have a dirty mind. But, I mean, just LOOK at them!!!

Rather sweeter was an ash trying to embrace a pine.

Mischa says she WAS going to cut this down but the fact it's embracing another tree has decided her against it (anthropomorphism has its benefits).

Of course, the little tree is simply seeking the light.

But then, aren't we all?